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kitty (3:40:03 PM): watched “burn after reading”
kitty (3:40:11 PM): last nite
4EVERFIANCE (3:43:50 PM): was it goo?
4EVERFIANCE (3:43:51 PM): good
4EVERFIANCE (3:44:05 PM): i saw slumdog millionare—– not too impressed saaaad
kitty(3:44:09 PM): def wierd
4EVERFIANCE (3:44:14 PM): i like wierd movies tho
kitty (3:44:19 PM): really different george clooney than any others
kitty (3:44:25 PM): u would like
4EVERFIANCE(3:44:26 PM): good cuz standard clooney is too boron fo rme
4EVERFIANCE (3:44:28 PM): saaaaaad
4EVERFIANCE (3:44:28 PM): jk
4EVERFIANCE (3:44:31 PM): he’s col
4EVERFIANCE (3:44:34 PM): cool
kitty(3:44:45 PM): i love clooney to death
4EVERFIANCE (3:44:45 PM): i loved him on ER
kitty (3:44:56 PM): i lovd him on facts of life
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:02 PM): haha i never watched that shttt ER omg he was on facts??????????????
kitty (3:45:11 PM): im oldschool like that
kitty (3:45:21 PM): his character was jo
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:25 PM): DUUUUMG
kitty (3:45:26 PM): LMFAO
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:28 PM): jo?
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:30 PM): lol
kitty (3:45:30 PM): jk he was tho
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:35 PM): natalie
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:36 PM):
kitty (3:45:45 PM): he was on it
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:51 PM): ( O-O )
4EVERFIANCE (3:45:54 PM): oops
kitty (3:45:54 PM): anyhoo you would like it
kitty(3:46:09 PM): and i gots 50+ movies but all AVI
4EVERFIANCE (3:46:09 PM): ( O-O )
4EVERFIANCE (3:46:12 PM): oops
4EVERFIANCE (3:46:23 PM): ( O-O &nbsp
kitty (3:46:24 PM): 160?
4EVERFIANCE (3:46:26 PM): nevermind
kitty (3:46:28 PM): u crazy
4EVERFIANCE (3:46:37 PM): i was trying to draw fat face
kitty(3:46:47 PM): i also got a movie from netflx called “anita and me”
4EVERFIANCE (3:47:05 PM): theres a movie w/ DAVID DUCHOVNY i want to see think its calle dthe stranger
kitty (3:47:08 PM): it was a coming of age movie for youngstrs
4EVERFIANCE (3:47:13 PM): ITS ON INSTANT NETFLIX so watch it
kitty(3:47:18 PM): cool
4EVERFIANCE (3:47:23 PM): funny how we are always texting about diff things lol
kitty (3:48:02 PM): i love to input diff actors into netflx site and discover all thier flops on watch instantly
kitty (3:48:11 PM): lol
4EVERFIANCE (3:48:17 PM): SERIOUSLY!! LIKE clive owen has a wierd movie
4EVERFIANCE (3:48:21 PM): where he lives in the woods
4EVERFIANCE (3:48:24 PM): seen that one?
kitty (3:48:25 PM): YES
4EVERFIANCE (3:48:31 PM): haha
4EVERFIANCE (3:48:40 PM): it grossed me out when cute guy gets raped
kitty (3:48:42 PM): clive owen is da man but that movie sux
kitty (3:49:09 PM): he wasn’t even hot in that one just nerdy and regular man like
4EVERFIANCE (3:49:22 PM): i luved him in children of god
4EVERFIANCE (3:49:33 PM): i get him confused SOMETIMES with gerard buter
kitty (3:49:42 PM): ok the actor in the burn after reading movie i think his name was malcovich.. where he from
4EVERFIANCE (3:50:10 PM): john malcovich is supposed to be one of those “revered” actors
4EVERFIANCE (3:50:14 PM): in HUNDREDS of movies
kitty (3:50:27 PM): whats his best again?
4EVERFIANCE (3:50:29 PM): ???
4EVERFIANCE (3:50:41 PM): he does alot of period movies
kitty(3:51:26 PM): i couldn’t believe it came out last yr
4EVERFIANCE (3:51:30 PM): why?
kitty (3:52:19 PM): it was filmed soo wierd that you actually felt like you were in the like 90’s or something
4EVERFIANCE (3:52:33 PM): the coen bros suppesed to be wierd
4EVERFIANCE (3:52:54 PM): did another cloon movie- o brother where art thou?
4EVERFIANCE (3:52:56 PM): you seen?
kitty (3:53:09 PM): of course!
kitty (3:53:19 PM): saw it @ ur house i think
4EVERFIANCE (3:53:25 PM): NO i never saw it!
kitty (3:53:33 PM): i liked that one bout negroes yes?
kitty (3:53:36 PM): jk
4EVERFIANCE (3:53:39 PM): which one?
kitty (3:53:56 PM): oh no that one bout a trio
kitty (3:54:07 PM): i’m confused noew
kitty (3:54:52 PM): oh ok i know i saw the “black” one w/ u and this one @ home
4EVERFIANCE (3:55:01 PM): which “black” one?
4EVERFIANCE (3:55:06 PM): Notorious?
kitty (3:55:15 PM): lmaf
4EVERFIANCE (3:57:24 PM): that was actually good cuz our homegirl ANGELA BASSETT was in it
4EVERFIANCE (3:57:29 PM): she can make a movie good
4EVERFIANCE (3:57:38 PM): with her muscular self! go on !!!!!!!
kitty (3:57:40 PM): lol!
kitty (3:57:46 PM): i’m serious
kitty(3:58:01 PM): ok i heard the funniest shit @ cvs the other day
4EVERFIANCE (3:59:51 PM): ok
kitty (4:00:25 PM): the latina manager who act black comes outta her office which is located @ front of store and walks pimp style to patron @ cashier (so she knws them obviously) and when they turn around (they blk) she says in drawl “who dat all lookin like MISH-elle OH-bama?” OMFKKNG and the lady was FLATTERED and shit
4EVERFIANCE (4:00:47 PM): OMG THAT IS FUNNY!
4EVERFIANCE (4:00:50 PM): hahaha
4EVERFIANCE (4:00:57 PM): i love michelle obama lol
kitty (4:01:06 PM): so that is like a popular compliment nowaday
4EVERFIANCE (4:01:13 PM): yea hahaha
kitty (4:01:25 PM): that’s fkkn weird
4EVERFIANCE (4:02:04 PM): well remember when Zack De La Rocha said he wanna be jackie o? he actually changed lyrics to Michelle O
kitty (4:02:21 PM): NO FKKN WAY!!!!!!!
4EVERFIANCE (4:02:28 PM): no LOL LOL LOL but that s a good one
kitty (4:02:43 PM): yes u are very clever once in awhile
kitty (4:02:50 PM): cleave-r
kitty(4:02:55 PM): hahhahahahahahahahaha
4EVERFIANCE (4:02:57 PM): ❤
kitty (4:03:02 PM): lmao
4EVERFIANCE (4:03:05 PM): what did de la roach mean anyway?
kitty (4:03:11 PM): he gay
kitty(4:03:15 PM): jk
4EVERFIANCE (4:03:21 PM): seriously
kitty (4:03:23 PM): he needed a rhyme
4EVERFIANCE (4:03:30 PM): i guess huh
kitty (4:03:40 PM): por vida n my name up on a stall
kitty (4:04:06 PM): In middle school, Clooney developed Bell’s palsy, a debilitating condition that partially paralyzes the face. While suffering from the malady—it went away within a year—his left eye closed and he was unable to eat or drink properly, earning the nickname Frankenstein.
4EVERFIANCE (4:04:16 PM): SAAAAAD!
kitty (4:04:28 PM): i would do him if i was 60
kitty (4:04:37 PM): lmfao
4EVERFIANCE (4:04:41 PM): huh? 60? hes not that old
4EVERFIANCE (4:04:42 PM): lol
kitty (4:04:47 PM): i kno
kitty(4:04:54 PM): thts why it’s funny dum
4EVERFIANCE (4:05:01 PM): oh cuz you like younger men i get it
kitty (4:05:19 PM): no but dat funny
4EVERFIANCE (4:05:42 PM): got thai haze & brownie
4EVERFIANCE (4:05:43 PM): 4 u
4EVERFIANCE (4:05:53 PM): then u will fall asleep at a reasonable time lol jk
kitty (4:06:12 PM): u mean 4 not reasonable
kitty (4:06:15 PM): am
4EVERFIANCE (4:06:38 PM): oh guess what i don’t go to gym on weekends anymore
kitty (4:06:42 PM): Clooney suffered a broken rib and road rash
4EVERFIANCE (4:06:41 PM): so i can stay up late
kitty (4:06:53 PM): road rash
4EVERFIANCE (4:06:55 PM): cloon is a bachelor
4EVERFIANCE (4:07:06 PM): was he in an accident
kitty (4:07:23 PM): On September 21, 2007, Clooney and a girlfriend were injured in a motorcycle accident in Weehawken, New Jersey. Clooney’s motorcycle was hit by a car. The driver of the car reported that Clooney attempted to pass on the righ
kittysgoodbye (4:07:29 PM): i guess he’s not gay
4EVERFIANCE (4:07:43 PM): OMG did u hear about PO’ morgan freeman?
kitty (4:07:55 PM): but honestly his role in last nite’s movie made me feel disgust for him
kitty(4:08:08 PM): omg whwat
4EVERFIANCE (4:08:25 PM): he was in an accidnet w/ some white lady
4EVERFIANCE (4:08:35 PM): but he’s married to someone else i guess?
4EVERFIANCE (4:08:41 PM): anywho- the white lady is suing him
4EVERFIANCE (4:08:58 PM): she actually held a press conference
4EVERFIANCE (4:09:05 PM): saying “i am not his mistress!”
4EVERFIANCE (4:09:06 PM): saaaaad
kitty (4:09:07 PM): no fkkn way
4EVERFIANCE (4:09:14 PM): do yo thing morgan w/ berries on face
kitty (4:09:19 PM): i’d do him if iwas 80
4EVERFIANCE (4:09:25 PM): EWWWW his voice
kitty (4:09:31 PM): i know
kitty (4:09:42 PM): berries
kitty(4:09:49 PM): too much girl
kitty (4:09:54 PM): When asked if the actor went too far with his remarks, Clooney responded by saying, “I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association; he deserves whatever anyone says about him
4EVERFIANCE (4:10:04 PM): wow what did he say?
kitty (4:10:38 PM): u kno they weren’t very clear on wiki but something to the effect of of old man having ALZ
kitty (4:10:44 PM): sad
4EVERFIANCE (4:11:33 PM): haha
kitty (4:11:47 PM): have u seen “milk” with wonderfull sean penn
kitty (4:11:55 PM): joto movie
kitty (4:12:02 PM): dan says
4EVERFIANCE (4:12:32 PM): no but i want to for the wonderful jf!!!!!!
kitty(4:12:50 PM): no it really is about a gay dude
kitty (4:12:59 PM): thas why
kitty (4:13:16 PM): did u c the wrestler
kitty(4:13:23 PM): w the fine as mickey rourke
4EVERFIANCE (4:13:39 PM): EWWWWWWWWWWW
kitty (4:13:47 PM): jk
4EVERFIANCE (4:14:00 PM): too much plastic surggg
4EVERFIANCE (4:14:07 PM): how was JF in Milk?
kitty (4:14:19 PM): jf
kitty (4:14:24 PM): ?
kitty (4:14:33 PM): james franco?
kitty (4:14:42 PM): omg is he in the movei
kitty (4:14:47 PM): he gay too
4EVERFIANCE (4:14:46 PM): WHAT????
4EVERFIANCE (4:14:51 PM): yea!!!
4EVERFIANCE (4:14:54 PM): u saw it high?
kitty (4:15:10 PM): i still haven’t seen it it’s on my comp along with 50 others i haven’t seen
4EVERFIANCE (4:15:15 PM): OOOHH
4EVERFIANCE (4:15:20 PM): best movie of 09:
4EVERFIANCE (4:15:25 PM): Paul Blart, Mall Cop
kitty (4:15:33 PM): omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitty (4:15:42 PM): kids loved it saddddddd
4EVERFIANCE (4:15:48 PM): OH YEA
4EVERFIANCE (4:16:13 PM): ebert gave it 3 stars because he said although it was not good he gives it credit for being a stupid comedy-
kitty (4:16:18 PM): on another subject i don’t know wether to love or absolutely hate tilda whats her name
4EVERFIANCE (4:16:18 PM): without rated R material
4EVERFIANCE (4:16:23 PM): SWINTON!!!!!!!!
4EVERFIANCE (4:16:31 PM): I LOV EHR cuz she is wierdoooo
kitty (4:16:33 PM): she a bitch
4EVERFIANCE (4:16:36 PM): no way!
kitty (4:16:41 PM): don’t like her
4EVERFIANCE (4:16:48 PM): so u hate her then
4EVERFIANCE (4:16:54 PM): i mean love or hate?
kitty (4:17:11 PM): everytime she’s in movies i ‘m like “ok she’s a villian”
kitty (4:17:19 PM): and she is always
4EVERFIANCE (4:17:24 PM): member her in the thumbsucker movie?
4EVERFIANCE (4:17:31 PM): she tried to win a date w/ Benjamin Bratt?
4EVERFIANCE (4:17:33 PM): lol
kitty (4:17:36 PM): didn’t watch tah one
4EVERFIANCE (4:17:42 PM): oh that ones good
kitty (4:18:01 PM): remeber wristcutter with ever so Qte guy
kitty (4:18:12 PM): that only makes flops
4EVERFIANCE (4:18:20 PM): PATRICK FUGIT? i don’t agree i liked the russian better
kitty (4:18:37 PM): hells nah
4EVERFIANCE (4:18:39 PM): he was in a movie called “spun” u won’t like him that much no more
kitty (4:18:55 PM): oh have u seen movie “humboldt county”
4EVERFIANCE (4:18:59 PM): no! lol
kitty (4:19:27 PM): w/ the weird as fk lookin like a freaking tiger girl from return to oz
4EVERFIANCE (4:20:01 PM): omg i like Fairuza Balk but i think its cuz i watched return to oz million times
kitty (4:20:12 PM): u would like Hcounty movie
kitty (4:20:20 PM): “watch instantly”
4EVERFIANCE (4:20:21 PM): so what about slumdog?
4EVERFIANCE (4:20:29 PM): i wasnt too impressed
kitty (4:20:31 PM): dowdnloading as we speak
4EVERFIANCE (4:20:36 PM): what? u haven’t seen
kitty (4:20:43 PM): wtf is everyone making a big ass deal
4EVERFIANCE (4:20:43 PM): i am alerting the bollywood community
4EVERFIANCE (4:20:47 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitty (4:20:52 PM): lololol
kitty (4:20:53 PM): shhhh
kitty (4:21:15 PM): the movie anita and me was indians living in england
kitty (4:21:23 PM): i loved it but ann wasn’t so impressed
4EVERFIANCE (4:21:26 PM): thanks fo tellling me
4EVERFIANCE (4:21:29 PM): won’t watch it now
kitty (4:21:31 PM): sad
4EVERFIANCE (4:21:34 PM): lol
4EVERFIANCE (4:21:52 PM): the only Indian i can watch is the loveable KAL PENN
4EVERFIANCE (4:21:55 PM): LMAO
kitty (4:22:11 PM): stupid
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:16 PM): and M.I.A.
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:21 PM): did u see her at grammies????
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:25 PM): omg so cool
kitty (4:22:32 PM): no fo real
kitty (4:22:37 PM): gots to youtube
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:45 PM): she was 1 DAY FROM LABOR
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:47 PM): and performed
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:51 PM): prego!
kitty(4:22:52 PM): i’m too ADD to sit throu those kindda awrds
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:56 PM): with see thru dress!!!!!!!!
4EVERFIANCE (4:22:58 PM): big belly
kitty (4:23:01 PM): omg cool
4EVERFIANCE (4:23:23 PM): ok gots to clock out now!!!! comeova tomorro gabe djs sat so we gots apt to ourselves
4EVERFIANCE(4:23:24 PM): saaaaaad
4EVERFIANCE (4:23:33 PM): oh imean Sat he djs too!
4EVERFIANCE (4:23:35 PM): ok bye!
kitty (4:23:39 PM): i tried that @ work christmas luncheon but uh i guess i’m no MIA
kitty (4:23:45 PM): jkjkjkjkjkj
4EVERFIANCE (4:23:46 PM): huh?
kitty (4:23:53 PM): nevermind
kitty (4:23:59 PM): ok bye
4EVERFIANCE (4:24:02 PM): haha bye

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